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New York Knicks Fans Give the “Zen Master” Phil Jackson a Standing Ovation

Mar 20, 2014 by admin

New York Knicks fans have a lot to be grateful about, ever since it was announced that the great Phil Jackson is now head of basketball operations. Well last night when he was introduced, he got a resounding standing ovation. Is this a turning point in the woeful history of the Knicks, only time will … Read more

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Knicks Fans! Get Phil Jackson is Back T-Shirts to Support the Movement of Relevancy Again

Mar 19, 2014 by admin

Phil Jackson is back with the Knicks as head of all basketball operations at Madison Square Gardens. If you are a fan of the Knickerbockers, then you know it has been a trying couple of years from bad front office decisions and inept ownership. At a press conference yesterday,  the Zen Master stated that “There’s … Read more

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Get Out the Way! Brooklyn Nets Ball Boy Had to Resort to Acrobatics to Avoid Players

Mar 20, 2014Mar 11, 2014 by admin

In last nights Nets/Raptors game, with about 3 minutes to go, the Brooklyn Nets ball boy/floor cleaner had to make a hasty retreat as he was almost run over by Tyler Hansborough.   As you can see in the play above, he had to bust out a quick dive before being trampled to a bloody … Read more

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Jodie Meeks With 42 Points! Move Over Kobe Someone Is Coming For Your Crown

Mar 10, 2014 by admin

Is the heir apparent to the Lakers shooting guard here? Kobe who? Yesterday evening, Jodie Meeks exploded for 42 points and was one of the big reasons why the lottery bound Los Angeles Lakers were able to beat the Oklahoma City Thunder. Check out meeks amazing 42 point effort below.

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This Suns Fan Neck is Helllllaaaaaa Long

Mar 20, 2014Mar 7, 2014 by admin

The Suns and Thunder game last night was pretty exciting and Suns fans have a lot to be grateful for. During a break in play, the cameras caught a glimpse of fan who should have no problems sitting at a NBA game. The young man has one of the longest necks I have seen and … Read more

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