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Watch the Play That Put the Nail in the Coffin for the Warriors 3rd Loss

Jan 14, 2016 by admin

The Golden State Warriors were handed their third loss last night, when they were beaten by the Denver Nuggets. It was a pretty close game going into the 4th and with 10 seconds left, Steph Curry tried to tied it up and then he got his pocket picked by Dano Galinari. Check out the play … Read more

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Show Me the Money! Phoenix Suns Fan Hits Half-Court Shots and Takes Home $77,777

Mar 29, 2014 by admin

Show me the money!!!!!!! A Phoenix Suns fan is now $77,777 richer thanks to him hitting a half-court shot during the  Suns-Knicks game at US Airways Center last night. Everyone was stoked that he made the shot and you can see him getting daps and bumps from the Suns players and mascot. What a night, he … Read more

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WOW! Poor NBA Player Fined $15k While Only Making $28,834

Mar 28, 2014 by admin

Wow it is pretty crazy to know that Jorge Gutierrez who was on a 10 day contract with the Brooklyn Nets was fined $15k for the flagrant foul on Tyler Zeller 2 nights ago. What makes it even crazier is Guiterrez was on a 10 day contract that would pay him $28,834. So that foul essentially … Read more

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The Spurs Game Was So Intense it Caused Their Mascot to Lose His Eyes

Mar 27, 2014 by admin

The San Antonio Spurs are just beating teams into submission and last night against the Denver Nuggets it was no different. With 1 min and change left in the game, a little scuffle left the Spurs mascot, “The Coyote” without his eyes. Pretty hilarious.

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Gregg Popovich At It Again! Says Patty Mills Didn’t Play Last Year Because He Was a Little Fat A**

Mar 27, 2014Mar 27, 2014 by admin

You always gotta love Gregg Popovich. For a man that does not smile, he is pretty hilarious with his quotes to the media. A pretty funny guy. He was asked by reporters last night why Spurs guard Patty Mills didn’t play much last year. In true Pop fashion, he essentially stated that his playing time … Read more

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