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Dirk Nowitzki Sings Satisfaction While Hitching a Ride With Mavs Cheerleaders

Jul 19, 2013 by admin
Drik Nowitzki Sings Satisfaction

Dirk took some time out with Flula and a couple of the Mavs cheerleaders to deliver an epic cover of the classic Rolling Stones – Satisfaction. Check it out and all the comedy that ensues. This is not the first time Dirk has showcased his singing chops. If you remember, right after winning the NBA … Read more

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Dirk Nowitzki Shoe Size

Nov 22, 2013Jun 29, 2013 by admin
What Size Shoes does Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk Nowitzki is by far one of the best international players ever. The one time MVP and NBA champion has really changed the way 7 footers are viewed in the NBA. It is a sight to see Dirk at 7 feet hitting 3 pointers and moving as if he was 6’ 5”. Nowitzki is a … Read more

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So No One Wants To Play With Dirk Nowitzki

Jul 9, 2012 by admin
Dirk Nowitzki All Alone in Dallas

That drawing above highlights the plight of the Dallas Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki. This year, it seems that NOONE is there to play with him. You go from winning a championship in 2012, to possibly going into rebuilding mode. The writing is on the wall, after the gamble that Mark Cuban tried to pull off failed. … Read more

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Dirk Nowitzki Sings “We Are The Champions of the World” After Winning Title

Jul 19, 2013Jun 27, 2011 by admin
Dirk Nowitzki Sings We Are The Champions

Dirk Nowitzki has it all right now. He is a NBA Champion and Finals MVP. During the championship parade, his excitement overcame him and he decided that it was time for him to let his singing range be heard. Dirk belted out “We are the Champions” and lets say, he should stick to playing basketball … Read more

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