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Another Extinction Level Event: Chris Bosh Says He Will Retire in 6 Years

Mar 7, 2014 by admin

The Dinosaurs went extinct a couple million years ago and their modern day counterpart, Chris Bosh, has stated that he wants to retire in 6 years. In an interview that he did with the Palm Beach Post, Bosh stated “I don’t want to play that long,” Bosh said after Miami’s shootaround (Thursday) at the AT&T … Read more

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Blake Griffin Gives Darren Collison a Major Wedgie

Mar 7, 2014 by admin

Last night’s game between the Lakers and Clippers was a major blowout and the Clippers were just having fun out there. Well after a play where Darren Collison falls down, Blake Griffin decides to give him a major wedgie, its all funny when you are not the one on the receiving end lol.

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Happy Birthday Shaq! The Big Aristotle Gets a Cake With His Mug on It

Mar 7, 2014Mar 6, 2014 by admin

View this post on Instagram Thank you all especially my baby Chexy I never had a ugly face birthday cake before , love u reef boogie. Qir dog, Mimi, me Arah, n money Myles Thanks again A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq) on Mar 6, 2014 at 6:40pm PST Happy Birthday Diesel, … Read more

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Summer of Melo! Joakim Noah Tells Carmelo Anthony to Sign With the Bulls If He Wants to Win

Mar 6, 2014 by admin

Carmelo Anthony is a free agent this summer and there has been a lot of talk of him leaving the Knicks and signing elsewhere. It seems that over the all-star weekend, Joakim Noah was recruiting Melo hard and telling him that he  should sign with the Bulls. They have a great coach, system and players … Read more

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DeAndre Jordan Gets Himself a Custom Bicycle

Mar 6, 2014 by admin

Being 6′ 11″ has its advantages and disadvantages. For DeAndre Jordan the advantage is being a starting center in the NBA. The downside is a lot of things have to be custom made, especially since you are so big. Well living in sunny Los Angeles, sometimes it is great to pull out your bike and … Read more

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