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Dikembe Mutombo Tells Denver Mascot Rocky, “NOT IN MY HOUSE”

Mar 19, 2014 by admin

Dikembo Mutombo was known as a blocking specialist during his heyday in the 90s. He would swat opponents shots and give them the ever popular finger swag. Well, Dikembe is back and did a number on Denver’s mascot, Rocky. Just take a look at the video to see Dikembe with the finger wagging swag Pretty … Read more

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Cavaliers is Still Like a Woman Scorned. Misspells Lebron James’ Name

Mar 19, 2014 by admin

Wow Cleveland, get over it already! It’s been years since Lebron James left his first NBA team in dramatic fashion to go to the Miami Heat and for some reason the Cavaliers organisation is still bitter about it. At last nights game, they misspelled his name on the scoreboard. That is a pretty petty move, … Read more

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Sean Marion Hits High Notes Singing a 90s Classic Sensitivity

Mar 17, 2014 by admin

Sean Marion is a veteran player and his days of high flying dunks are behind him. Instead of hitting the club, it’s better to get some cryotherapy treatment to help his body recover, as he is not as young as he used to be. As a way to pass the time, Marion busted out singing the … Read more

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Joakim Noah, That’s You. A Look at the Most Intense Player in the NBA

Mar 11, 2014 by admin

Joakim Noah has been on a tear, propelling the Bulls in the standings and doing more than what they thought the team would do, especially with Derrick Rose out. Take a look at this quick highlight video, showcasing the most intense player in the NBA.

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Take a Look at This Awesome Blake Griffin Dunk: An Ode to Karl Malone

Mar 20, 2014Mar 11, 2014 by admin

Last night Blake Griffin had a masterful game against the Phoenix Suns, recording 37 points, 6 rebounds and 3 assists. He was doing it all, but the big highlight of the night was his hand behind his head dunk, that was reminiscent of another hall of fame power forward, Karl “The Mailman” Malone. Take a … Read more

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